Re: For Dummies Guide? :S

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I think I found the solution. I also feel stupid for not seeing it sooner.

[*] Get the disc image off of the Raspberry Pi page (found under HowTos)
[*] Flash it onto the SD card
[*] Follow the instructions posted here: These directions
[*] Boot and be happy?

I'll see if I can create an image file of the working result, so other idiots like myself can do this easily.